So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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