If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
