I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
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She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
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woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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