the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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