Heybabeimwearingurpanties
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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