yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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