Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
This baby is an asshole
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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