Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
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The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
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You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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