yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
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You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
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In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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