Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Found your dick twin last night
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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