he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
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there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
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Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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