just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
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i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
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Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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