so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
