I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
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ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
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The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
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