Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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