I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
he thought i was a dude.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
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He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
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I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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