He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
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we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
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He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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