I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
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idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
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I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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