Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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