just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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