I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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