An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
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I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
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Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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