Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
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Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
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he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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