There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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