I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
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Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
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The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
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