There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I have post one night stand depression
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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