If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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