hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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