yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
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im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
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I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
His nipple licking is glorious
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