Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
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Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
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yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
2020 sucks, I want a refund
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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