DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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