You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
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I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
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Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I think i got beer on your cat.
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