and you said cock pushups were impossible
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
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Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
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Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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