White coat. Heels.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
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dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
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Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
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