im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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