I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Buhtt sex?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Randomize
