Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
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I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
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WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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