what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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