I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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