I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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