Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
You pole danced in your parka.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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