i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
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it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
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stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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