I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
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youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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