I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Randomize
