you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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