Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
can u get pink eye on your cock?
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
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btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
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My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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