he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
my poor anus
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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