Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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