It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
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Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
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PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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