it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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