I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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