Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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