Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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