Your tits are I can't wait for
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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