lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I wish I only lived at night.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
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Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
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Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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