am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
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