he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Randomize
