he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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